Is your sister a lesbian as well?! She looks like it. Why can't I join your lesbian club? I am so fed up with you having a private life full of sisters and lesbians. I am angry about all this exclusion. I can't join your lesbian club, you won't adopt me, I am not allowed to live at your house - even when there aren't Covid restrictions in place! Access denied at every turn. I hope your dog pukes all over that stupid dotted carpet of yours. And that you don't realise until you have trodden in it ... without wearing your slippers!