I was walking into the store to get ice cream and coke. One guy was standing outside the door cuz it said "Maximum 7 people inside" so I.. (What I absolutely hate doing) is asked the guy, "Is there too many people inside?" and he said;

"Yes that's why I'm standing out here - Look at the sign. It says "1 person allowed".. So I looked at the other sign facing him and it said "Maximum 1 person".

Imma gone nuts now. What the hell does that mean?

I'm sick of people being like "Obey common sense". **** common sense. Those are for pigeons.

I have pigeon common sense. MAX 200 PEOPLE IN MY TRIBE. NOT 7.5 BILLION.

Everyone can all go * off overpopulated pigeons.