Here is the conversation I picture:

Bean: Hello T
T: Hello Bean..How are you?
Bean: I am really not doing well. Let me tell you what happened. I went to open my mailbox and NOTHING was it. Also, I went to open my refrigerator and it was EMPTY. And %#@&#!, I couldn't believe it when I opened my closet and it was completely BLANK..... Can you believe this? How would you feel if this happened to you?
T: Ummm.
Bean: Or perhaps, you opened your house door and walked in and your house was EMPTY. Nothing there. Nothing to remember.
T: Uh huh. Tell me more.
Bean: Perhaps I have NOTHING to say and am completely EMPTY of feelings.

Does this help?

T's suck.