I told my gp that Im waiting until they certify those dogs who can sniff it out. Dogs are always sniffing crotches anyway, it cant be long now. Or i am quickly approaching 70.

I HAVE done a send-in-your-poop test. There is no colon cancer in my family, knock on wood, but some of us do have sensitive butts ie hemorrhoids. My aunt had a colonoscopy and ended up having to have surgery for a butt repair because the cleanse shredded her butt. Everything else was fine. I dont need that hell to find out im fine.

Plus im fat and i dont think fat people get any respect. Plus we have two teaching hospitals here and i dont care to be somebodys guinea pig. My former landlady had it done at one of the hospitals (altho she is skinny) and they effed her up (altho yeah she is still alive, "just" a little sepsis). So no thanks.