When we were in a hotel in Zermatt, Switzerland a couple years ago, they had this framed and I thought it was funny:

Heaven is . . .

where the police are British,
the cooks are French,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian,
and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is . . .

where the cooks are British,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
the police are German,
and it is all organized by the Italians.