I have been really stressed lately, but I can't help but laugh.

For starters, I put on a fresh pair of underwear after I showered... but I put them on backwards. So I kept getting wedgies as I was walking around in the morning (for maybe an hour).

I couldn't figure out why my underwear was giving me problems, so I was like, "god damn underwear! It's all f***ed up and twisted after I washed it! It is like dental floss." Then I took it off because I was ready to throw it away, but then I realized: "oh... yeah... backwards."

After that, I cooked a small pizza using those small, precooked pizza crusts. Well, after that was done cooking, I sat down and started eating it. Every time I picked the pizza up to take a bite and put it back down, my Garmin fitness watch apparently registered my arm movements as me running up the stairs. Then my watch started buzzing out of nowhere and it congratulated me on "running up 30 steps." lol.

I also accidentally worked so hard today that I did 12 hours of work. I kept saying to myself, "I hate work. I don't want to do it." As I was saying that, I was responding to people's work emails on my phone and was like, "god, I hope I don't have to work today. I don't want to respond to people's emails." lol.