start on a rant about everything wrong with me (to no one in particular, just myself)

you might think that this doesn't help, but trust me: their's so much wrong with me, that soon it becomes more of a commedy sketch and I laugh at just how weak I am

I know. weird one. but it works

I also sing a song about homework (which me and a friend made up at school). it lists all the possibilities why I might not be able to do it (no pen, no paper, no worksheet). it just makes me laugh.