Oh **** that was an awkward session. I was having trouble telling her something so she was trying to guess and she thought I had been doing something called Erotic asphyxiation. She was like “is it what I think your doing?” And I’m like “wtf does that mean?” And She told me and I said “No! That’s weird!” And That led to a lot of other awkward stuff. Geeze now I gotta explain in email that I’ve been using melatonin to get high. Why does therapy always **** me over. Today was like a high school sex education class or something.