Hey new couch!
Fruits bother me too! Bananas give me mouth tingling and a horrible stomach ache. Apples, pears and peaches make my teeth feel like they've been acid-etched. Berries are gritty from the seeds. Cantaloupe tastes bad. I like watermelon with or without salt, and citrus fruits.
Vegetables I don't care for are the ones people usually like, such as corn, carrots, peas, tomatoes (technically a fruit I guess), and celery. I do eat a lot of broccoli and cauliflower haha.
I acknowledge my weirdness.