Yes, tattooing something over them is an option for me too, but the last one. I'm not a fan of tattoos. I always cover them with clothes, they are on my belly and thights, so it's not difficult... but if I touch my thight for some reason, for example, I can feel them over my clothes. I'm really self-concious of them and it makes me think about them every time, because I'm always wondering if someone will notice.
I guess I'm still looking for some miracle solution that will get them to disappear.