I woke up and I thought to myself “I feel awesome.” Then I looked at the clock and realized it was only midnight. Ha. That’s what I get for going to bed at 5:30. I’ve been up since.

I’m wondering if I eat this huge bag of baby carrots like an 11 serving size bag which only has about 385 calories, if my skin will turn orangish. I’m not being silly I’ve heard that can happen if you eat too many orange foods.

It’s why flamingoes are pink. Because of all the shrimp they eat.

Not wonder I can’t sleep.