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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." ~ Dan Quayle.

"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed." ~ Bruce Lee.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex." ~ Edgar Wallace.

"I can speak Esperanto like a native." ~ Spike Milligan

"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?" ~ Fred Allen.

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" ~ John Mendosa.

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth." ~ Will Rogers.

"College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil." ~ Ruby Wax.

"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous." ~ Desmond Bagley.