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Impossible - difficult - done. No, I'm not done editing the prequel, but it's moving from impossible to difficult.
I had an epiphany, a breakthrough, courtesy of the conservative press. Allow me to explain. There's a trick the newspapers use to slant their reporting. A smiling person is someone you tend to trust. When we humans - and this is true of almost all humans - relax our faces, we look bad. Some of us look so bad, we're downright scary. Newspapers use this. They get a clip of someone with their face relaxed, and then they use that picture; and the readers automatically mistrust that person. Yesterday, they did that to Rachel Maddow. I can use this. It's the perfect transition between Johanna getting dumped and Johanna taking up journalism.
This solves three problems in one fell swoop.
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