Dear T,
Thanks for scheduling me tomorrow morning. I was trying to read between the lines of whether you preferred I didn't take that slot but figured I'd just take it. maybe you hoped I wouldn't take it, with the "all I have is..." But oh well, that's on you, if you didn't want me to take it. Just, please be good tomorrow. This is so dumb, but I hope you're drinking coffee. I think the "green goo drink" or whatever it was put you off your game today or something.

Love,
LT