Is adopting me totally out of the question? Obviously due to Covid, we would need to wear masks at all times and I accept that. However, assuming I add a Covid clause, should I arrange the adoption papers? Why isn't this ok? You could bake and knit for me! I could gaze adoringly at you over the open fire. What heavenly love! I mean, you would need to learn to stop jabbering on so much and that persistent partner of yours would need to move out, but we must all make compromises for the greater good. And what greater good can we imagine than this?