I tell people I'm a photographer even though I haven't taken any photos for months. I have a friend from college who IS a professional photographer - she has a watermark o her photos and everything- and then I feel like a fool. But I really don't have anything to say that I do- sometimes I just say "I'm disabled". That usually stops the conversation in its tracks. Its the same with 'How are you?' when I'm in the middle of an episode. Uh... Not good? Nah. I'm fine is what I say. You shock people if you tell them the truth to that question.