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Originally Posted by BethRags
Only God can help anyone who walks on my freshly mopped floor. 
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“Stop I just waxed my floor!” I’m like “mom your mother waxed floors. You don’t wax you mop your floors” she says it’s the only way she knows how to say it.
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