No. I am glum. Mr. Glum. I made a pepperoni pizza last week. It was good, but my kids complained......because they don't like pepperoni. But I like pepperoni. What about ME?

Call me Sisyphus. Not Syphilis, please.

Nah, top shelf, my daughter got into a great college yesterday. It counts for five. Anyone got sixty grand I can borrow?