You can tell who
The new ones are.
They always ask:
-Have you had a shower today?-
After a sarcastic comment,
Such as what's stopping
Me from having a shower?
They get flustered and
Cover their embarrassment with:
-of course you did.
I like your shoes,
Your top is cool,
I have read that book-

-Borrowing a CD player,
Can they not afford
To go out and buy one,
For thirty quid-they laugh.
Money is not the issue.
I brought a tablet computer that
Does not play cd's,
And I don't have a
Portable CD player at home.
I will think twice before
Asking for help from anyone,
From fear of being
The butt of a joke.
I will buy one when the chance arises.