I believe a bidet is on her current list of requests. She is also creating a list of grievances in PowerPoint form. Her biggest being, I believe, that she does not yet have a name. Plus, the injustice and humiliation she suffered at the vet today, particularly when my vet referred to her as "whatchamacallit."

As for a previous owner, she was a stray at 2 months & had been at the shelter for the last 3.5 months with her siblings (also a grievance, I am sure).