<font color="purple">WARNING: It's probably very (VERY) unhealthy for you.
1.) Fill a cup (like, a foam cup) about 3/4 of the way with coffee
2.) Add cream/milk/coffee mate/ half & half/WHATEVER you but in your coffee if you hate it black until it's realatively light in color.
5.) ADD 5 REALLY BIG SCOOPS OF SUGAR (with a regular spoon.)
I had two cups of the stuff, I added so much sugar to my coffee that it tasted like drinking some kinda liquid candy.
I added so much sugar because I hate how bitter coffee always seems to come out.
My poooor pancreas/kidneys/digestive tract.
They had to take all that sugar at once!
Alas, I can't convice anyone to drink my almost disgustingly-sweet coffe. Maybe if I ever find myself in the position to make my own coffee again like that, I'll reduce it to like...3 scoops. It's almost a little too sweet after that first cup.</font>