Kicked grocery guy to the curb. He pretty much threw a tantrum when he found out I was spending a month with my mother. Then he sulked. And got passive-aggressive. And sulked. And manipulated. And sulked some more.

If you’re over 50 (or 40, or 30) and act childish and narcissistic I’m not interested in you. I just wish I’d learned that ten years ago.

I’m a not in need of a bicycle.