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Old Dec 15, 2020, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by LiteraryLark View Post
So I come out of the bathroom of the Dollar General. I have the key-attached-to-ruler in hand, which unlocks the door. A blonde looks at me as I hand her the key.

"What's the key for?" she asks with concern.

"For the bathroom"

"Well, what do I do with it?"

"You unlock the door."

"With the key?"

"Yes"

"And then what?"

"You go to the bathroom."

"So how do I unlock the door?"

"With the key..."

"How do I put the key in the door and unlock it?"

"Forget it...Have a nice day..."
At this one outpatient group I went to you needed a key for the bathroom and this girl who was like 11 didn’t know where the bathroom was and she thought it was outside somewhere. So she went outside for about 3 minutes and of course couldn’t find it. The receptionist said “no it’s around the corner of the room.”

Also some guy accidentally brought the key home and he returned it and everyone laughed.
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