Ullr would be in charge so he could teach me his ways, we'd have mountains like in Japan but with Utah snow for optimum gnargnar, and unicorns and pegasuses would totally exist. **** it, it'd be Neopets, but with the best skiing in all hemispheres. Or maybe the planet wouldn't change it's tilt and one hemisphere would be summer year round and the other winter.

How far away is the closest animal (humans included)?