I work at a gas station. A guy comes in for cigarettes. I card him and (as always) ask if he minds if I scan the back of his license. He says he prefers me to type it in because the government tracks stuff like that. So I type in his info and tell him how much he owes. THEN he pays for the smokes using his IPHONE with Apple pay!!! Yeah because none of that is tracked at all right?? 
It was so hard not to just bust out laughing in front of him. Things like this always make me grin
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