This was sent ot me by a co-worker yesturday its funny!

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said
to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'
and
he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - .. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do
you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the littl e girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?