So i dont know whats going on. Amazon told me yesterday i could not buy a big jar of peanut M&M's. It looked like it had the same problem that Zipcar had! So i thought fine, maybe they sent me a new debit card, let me go check my mail. So i TOOK A SHOWER so i could go check my mail without asphyxiating anybody in the apartment building. Also bought a small bag of peanut mnms. Did not find a new debit card. Did not like the mnms. Tried renting a zipcar, it worked (i assume the changes i made yesterday all "took"). Cancelled the big jar of m&m's.

Tl/dr but it looks like everything worked out, and thousands of calories were saved!