Couch, this has been a hell of a week. Pet related trauma on Saturday at the crack of dawn. Hectic Monday at work as usual. Then my car broke Monday night. Due to backups at the dealership because of recalls, they can't look at my car for 6 weeks. My local mechanic won't even look at it because "it sounds like catastrophic engine failure and you definitely want that paid for by the warranty because it will be several thousand dollars."

I can't win.