This comedian does a good job singing about menopause to the Yesterday tune by Paul McCartney:

Estrogen, my ovaries make it only now and then,
look, I'm getting grandma's bearded double chin,
Oh I believe in estrogen.
Suddenly, I am twice the girl I used to be,
I don't want a hysterectomy or hormone replacement therapy,
Why do I sweat in my sleep, have weird dreams, I couldn't say.
I say lots of things wrong and now I long for Estrogeeen, Estrogen;
My ovaries make it only now and then and I am getting a hot flash again..

When Your Therapist Is A Comedian. Kim Kerley - Full Special - YouTube