You can buy the blank cards on ebay and etsy. They are not identification cards.
And I really haven't been all that concerned about catching it so congratulating me for that is even more ridiculous than congratulations you got one of the doses the evil governor finally released to your city.
I am even gladder to be old now than I was (and I was pretty happy about it to begin with). Crappy half-assed propaganda and cheerleaders annoy the bejesus out of me. I have several plans to avoid being placed in a nursing home against my will but if that fails, I will be one of the old ladies trying run down the irritating staff with my wheel chair and refusing to play jelly bean bingo for the chipper social worker students who want to be do-gooders. I hate them most of all.