Sometimes I feel really sorry for mothers of people who have hired therapists.
I was reading a book by someone (I keep trying to understand what the hell was supposed to be the point of sitting there talking for no reason) and it was sort of amazing how with each page I felt sorrier and sorrier for the author's mother.

Also - it is allergy season and I am sneezing my head off. The cat just looked at me in disgust and jumped off my lap after the last sneezing fit