Well, since you compare him to the SSA, I would take it a step further and think of him as the IRS 2.0. A big pain in the *** in the spring.

But one day you will be rid of him, and you will gain back two of the most beautiful months of the year. Ive only recently begun to have april and may, since my mothers birthday was in may.

Everything with a bs parent is bs. THAT would be a good book title.