I don't hate you. Hell, I don't even know you. I've seen a few of your posts and you seem pretty thoughtful, and that's one of the main criteria I use to discern my friends. Sounds like your mind is playing a trick on you. Maybe you could give it a sarcastic, slightly condescending laugh. "HA friggin' HA."

When I feel sad, I like to go out by myself and be alone in a crowd of people. It makes me feel independent. Sometimes I just pamper myself with popcorn and Family Guy reruns. You could always go to YouTube and watch clips if you get bored.

Otherwise -- talk to me.