A buzzword generator, only much more sophisticated!

I might be coming to a good writing place. But the question, "Am I any good?" keeps popping up.

On an entirely different subject - I often bury kitchen scraps in the back yard and let them turn into compost. In one of these piles, tubers are growing, and the leaves of the plant look like those of a potato. The tuber looks like a Yukon Gold potato. So I pulled one up and cooked it. Question - What looks like a potato, has the texture of a turnip, and tastes like - nothing? I threw most of it away, but if I don't show up for awhile, you'll guess what happened.