Sessions with you really piss me off, and it pissed me off that when I brought that up last session you responded with "I needed more intensive treatment." I hate how I bring up something like "I have too much energy/agitation" and you respond with something like "do something to get your energy out." Like no dipshit Sherlock, I've only been trying to do that every episode of elevation since I developed them. What did you think I was doing? Knitting? Reading? HA! Sometimes you make me feel like the only bipolar person you've treated, and since you're a therapist that makes me feel kinda broken and alone with this. Also, enough with the cat questions, they're fine. If they weren't fine I'd bring that up. Enough with asking me if I've used, it was never that bad and I'm done. Let's get back to recommending PHP and calling the crisis line. Are your ears stuffed with carrots? I've multiple times said the PHP sucks and isn't helpful, and I've had such a bad experience with the crisis line that I will never call again. We've gone over this several times.
Ugh. I have so much more to say but this is getting less cathartic and more stressful.