Ahem.

A) if you throw up your food, then you're throwing up the meds. No point to giving up good drugs.
B) you're not fat.
C) you're not ugly.
D) you might be lonely, that's true.
E) you're not useless.
F) you are, however, a little bit of a dork. Forget the minor and buy yourself a piece of chocolate cake. You need to treat yourself better.

Kindly,
LMo