She has been showing me her true colors for years. She's- more than once- told me the story about how she was mad a stranger at the laundromat so she bought a snickers bar and put it in with their clothes in a dryer! And she has told me similar threats that she's thought up. Leaves me hoping that she's all bark and no bite but you never know. And she will forever blame me for the fall of our relationship for ordering that steak.

Luckily, there is a door to the building that I have to open before she can get to my front door. I will have to figure out how to block her on facebook.