Dear T,
It felt nice that you seemed concerned about my health. And maybe a bit worried, even. And good to know that I can talk about whatever with you without fear of grossing you out.

Though, do you "do no. 2" with the door open at home with your wife there? Because...that seems like a little *too* comfortable! And also gave me a mental image that I would like to delete...

Love,
LT

ETA: OK, that one thing you said to me about what the doctor may have thought, where I "probably looked like x" feels a little weird, but I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it.