I almost regret calling out a coworker for being so mean spirited yesterday. Cuz there are more epic ways to get fired. I shoulda left a sympathy card saying sorry for your loss. Your loss, of course, being me. I’m a tell them to take their time to grieve while I walk out that door for the last time.

I can get more epic than a sarcastic sympathy card, but I’d get in too much trouble. So I won’t do those.