at work I get a lot of telemarketing calls every day.....the thing that ticks me off is they always struggle to pronounce my last name
after 37 years im gettin tired of people asking...

anyway the other day I get a call from some woman who says:

" can I speak to Brian &*^%$%.......oh my gosh I'm sorry I really butchered your last name"

my reply:

" I'm sorry you took a job as a telemarketer"

she hung up before I did