my mom said yesterday to me when she was being cranky and I asked her to watch the baby while i bathed and she wanted to go home(at seven pm) "Dear, I have to go to bed. I am 55 years old and I have to work three hours tomorrow, I need my rest"

I replied "Yeah well I am 25 years old and have Rheumatoid Arthritis and a new baby to care for."

Zing. She needed it i think.