Tracking device AKA Nexplanon has been removed, proceed with ovulation, proceed with copulation with caution. Over.

They f**ked up my cogentin and only gave me half the amount I'm supposed to get. I'll act confused and just take the half and say "that's what the bottle said." Because I've got blurry vision and wicked dry mouth from the dose I'm supposed to be on, and I don't know why my dose was doubled in the first place.