My husband walked into our home, stepped over the drywall paste can that hadn't moved in 3 weeks, and headed into the hallway. Because I was in the living room adjusting the towels I had put at the base of our "new" (installed 6 months before), non-weather stripped entrance door, I was only able to catch a glimpse of the hammer he held in one of his hands.

Concerned I walked around the step ladder left in the alcove to finish the plaster work, and followed him. At that point I was able to see the tool belt hanging around his waist. Well, I must add that my vision was enhanced by the light bulb hanging from the light fixture.....(he wanted to rewire the light before I put the cover on).

Anyway, as he headed towards the back bedroom I asked him what he was going to do? He answered that he was going to make the back closet into an extra bathroom. Granted, that project would have been made easier due to the lack closet doors. He had taken off the sliding doors 2 months before so he could install bi-folds.

Well, when I said NO-WAY, he became a bit upset and yelled back, "What does someone have to do to get a project started around here???"

To which I answered......"FINISH ONE!"

And that was by far my greatest comeback!