Why can't you just be happy I went outside and got myself treats? That was a very snotty reply you made but I didn't stoop to your level. I wanted to ask you what you'd done lately to deserve any treats, but I didn't. Instead I said I also wished you had treats. So shame on you for begrudging me my treats.

You're the one who told me to send you a picture as proof I went out so you shouldn't be so irritable when I do. I only sent you one last week because I didn't want to bother you. But then you asked why I didn't send more. Maybe you just shouldn't respond to me when you're grumpy until you feel better.

Now I'm angry at you all over again that you never responded to that text I sent yesterday.

I think maybe I won't send you any more pictures. Then you'll ask me why and I can say because you had nothing nice to say. Which is kind of a passive aggressive, manipulative strategy but oh well!