My air fryer was free (consumer study) but the cat tower took like 3 hours because none of it was assembled. I want a pre-built cat tower, but I also want a nice one which means it will be large and heavy. And I can't have anyone coming in my house to deliver it or assemble it for me. Obviously.

I could technically get some sort of maid service, but I think those are intended for light cleaning. The therapist keeps bringing this up, but I don't think the regular maid services deal with this level of mess. A crime scene cleanup firm would probably more suitable and less likely to be angry. I have to believe that my mess is preferable to blood and guts or fluids from a decomposing corpse. Right?

What I really need is a robot who will just constantly clean up after me, but who won't be appalled at my disorganization or judge me for making a big mess wherever I go.

I've told my sister she needs to win the lottery so that I won't have to work and can just live a life of leisure. She's making no effort to realize my dream, however.