I can't believe you actually told me to google my symptoms. Once I told you I had already done that and it came up that I had blood cancer I found it funny that you said "ok, then maybe don't do that." Also why are you telling me to take Excedrin when that stuff has a huge amount of caffeine in it and you know I have severe anxiety issues and a valium addiction?

I like you but I don't always get your suggestions and I am wise enough to not always do what you say.

And $11 a month is a lot for me but I need it so I can't really do without it. You don't tell me I have an annoying personailty the way my transfernce T did. So I don't know why I can't overlook these less strange things you say to me.