Are you for real?? I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt since I think you're probably watching the Super Bowl. But I sent my text before that started and now it's over and you still haven't responded.

Usually this wouldn't bother me but we are in the midst of a rupture ffs. I don't want to think you're acting out at me but it's hard to believe you haven't looked at your phone in the past 5.5 hours.

And YOU reached out to ME yesterday, so excuse me if I expected you to reply when I did you that courtesy yesterday.