I need you to pay attention to me right now, not next week.

I don't want you to go on vacation. That means I'll be on my own for two weeks. You would say it's one week, but you're wrong. True I would only miss one session but it's still an extra week on top of the one that is the usual space between sessions. One session != one week.

Yes, it bothers me when you insist on saying it's one week. Like that time you left me and nobody in my family wanted me to stay with them at Christmas. And you said it was a week but it was actually 3 between the time I last saw you in December and my first session in January.

So yes you are going off and leaving me for two weeks without a care in the world.