I have my days where I can spit out lots of good retorts. Sometimes "your face" or "your mom" works, but other times I like to be creative.

This wasn't a comeback really, but my friend's mother was discussing smores once. "I never had smores growing up," she said. "That sort of thing just wasn't around."

It was a risky move since I didn't know her for very long, but I just hoped she liked me enough for me to say, "Well, that was back before fire was invented."

She loved it, and even told that story to a bunch of other people afterward.