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when you get angry, what thoughts help you feel better?. what do you like thinking about?
1. I like thinking about my teachers in diapers as punnishment for doing such a **** job of teaching me (I mean who in their right mind thinks sherlock holmes goes to hogwarts, yep I was told that by a teacher) along with other stuff too, cat starts with a kicking K and not a curly c

2. that somewhere, in the world, at this second, their is a cat, sat on a mat doing absolutely nothing and feeling care free

3. that all the hospital staff who have ever treated me like **** now work on broadway

4. at a cafe somewhere, an employee got a customer's order wrong and they are cussing and throwing things

5. you can't eat yellow snow, even if you wanted to

6. that perhaps one day in the near future, someone will re-work the charlie bit my finger video and change the charlie to something like david or andrew..

7. you can't get sausages or bacon from a cow, and if you could, it would taste so strange

8. if you ate fish on a pig farm, it's not going to smell any less like fish or pigs.

9. that somewhere in the world, am om has given birth to a baby, and called it, " baby."

10. if empty stomachs could talk, would mine leave me for someone else

these are 10 random thoughts that make me feel calm when I'm angry. I have others, but these are my top 10.